I love lying to kids. It’s so fun. My coworker’s daughter said she speaks 2 languages and I said I spoke 17,000 and she narrowed her eyes at me and was like “… no you don’t” and it was the cutest thing.
The last time I saw her I told her I was a “half-magician” that can only do 50% of a trick, and I showed her how I can tear a piece of paper in two but can’t make it come back together, and she got soooo annoyed with me. Absolutely adorable. Lying to children is the best
why are apple users incapable of just saying “phone” “laptop” etc why is it always “my iphone my ipad my macbook” like is it a brand flexing thing or do they just not know the words? you dont hear me saying shit like “damn i misplaced my samsung again” “my acer sounds like a jet engine rn” who talks like that
anyway i looked up the post about seeing your grandma’s boobs and tumblr has deleted the screenshot of the story where the finnish dude says that americans are “like that” because they haven’t seen their grandma’s tits
